Don't Just Stand There - KNIT!
BlogFree Val knew I was a bit stressed last week before everyone arrived, so to relieve some of my guilt for letting the blog go dark, she sent her reply to a recent OpEd piece from the local newspaper. Val is knitting a sock while waiting with friends (who are drinking martinis!) at the Camp Cloud Rim. It's a pair of socks she donated to the Girl Scouts auction. Way to go Val and thank you SO much for the post!
Dear Ann,
Here's the perfect solution to productively and patiently standing in line: knit socks. Now don't stop reading yet. In the spirit of your columns, here are the top ten reasons for sock knitting in line:
- They are small, lightweight and fit in your purse, to be on hand at all times when you have a spare moment. Say while checking out at Home Depot behind a contractor with a flat cart of sheet rock and all the requisite accessories.
- They are entertaining and always spark a conversation, which inevitably begins with "what in the heck are you crocheting?" and can lead in endless fascinating directions like economics, sheep husbandry, and bamboo versus aluminum needles.
- They are entertaining and can successfully terminate unwanted conversations with the simple "sorry I can't chat but I'm really concentrating here".
- Knitting is meditative and can instantly transport you from the nerve-wracking din of babble, crying babies and annoyed public service employees at the DMV while you wait an hour and a half to have the worst photograph of yourself ever taken.
- It has the magical power of having your doctor's nurse open the door and call your name at the exact moment you take the first stitch, saving you hours of waiting.
- It is satisfying to actually accomplish something while waiting for the snowplows to clear the road up Big Cottonwood Canyon, other than watching the other testy powder hounds pace up and down the closed road.
- Given waits for checking in, security, ordering a double latte, delays, layovers and baggage, at the end of traveling round trip from Salt Lake to Florida, you can actually have a warm and beautiful pair of socks to don when the door opens and you realize it's not 84 degrees anymore.
- It looks really difficult but is not, giving you a boost of self-esteem when others waiting in line roll their eyes in wonder and awe. I'm certain it's wonder and awe.
- It is effective self defense because even while knitting, you can hold four double-pointed needles in such a fashion as to warn off any potential threats without actually having to arm yourself.
- At the end of the day when your kids'/husband's/golfing buddy's friends ask them "where did you get those cool socks?", they'll be able to say "my mom/wife/hacker made 'em!"
Just in case you forget the book and paper next time!
best,
Blogfree Valoree



















