Arrrrggggg!!!!!!
No this is not talk like a pirate day. It could be WTF Wednesday, or to plagiarize mimic even further...which of these socks is not like the other?
Could this be chalked up to arrogance? Stupidity? Blind Ambition? Would a good knitter dismiss the niggling voice that said, "11 stitches per pattern? That doesn't seem right. Are you sure?" Wouldn't a good knitter have stopped to check the pattern and see which was right...9 or 11 stitches per chevron? Would a good knitter knit on to the heel and then spent 30 minutes trying to understand why there were only 5 sections of pattern instead of 6? What was she thinking!?! Or better yet, WAS she thinking? How the heck (Utah swear word) did the pattern work out at all!?!
Will the 'not so good knitter' still make the Trekking Along deadline of Labor Day weekend? Will sock Voodoo help or hurt?




















Yes, sock voodoo; that'll do it :)
Posted by:Julie | August 23, 2006 at 04:10 AM
Geez (Is that a Utah swear too?), I feel kind of bad for that sock, being stabbed and all.
:)
Posted by:sandy | August 23, 2006 at 04:35 AM
Well, I don't think the sock Voodoo will help change the number of stitches in the pattern, but I'm willing to bet that you'll have the socks finished by the end of the Trek-along.
Posted by:Rachel | August 23, 2006 at 04:46 AM
Stabbing things always helps.
This is probably why my staff stays out of arm's reach.
Posted by:Wendy | August 23, 2006 at 05:20 AM
Can I laugh hysterically at the photo and still be considered sympathetic to your "Arrrrggggg!!!!!!"?
Posted by:Chris | August 23, 2006 at 05:22 AM
Dang. 'Nother Utah swear word. I'm shaking my head for you sympathetically. Now I'm going to go check my second chevron sock. Excuse me....
Posted by:Ann | August 23, 2006 at 05:26 AM
Well that sucks. But of course you'll still make the deadline!
Posted by:Carole | August 23, 2006 at 05:27 AM
Oh...that is funny...I thought the width looked a little off but I was wondering if you were freaking over colors. That sucks!!
Posted by:Kathleen | August 23, 2006 at 05:35 AM
I think sock voodoo always helps! Anything to keep from poking yourself in the eye.
You can do it!!
Posted by:Janet | August 23, 2006 at 05:38 AM
If I made the deadline, you definitely can. Good luck girl ;)
Posted by:Lolly | August 23, 2006 at 05:38 AM
Just a little set back. You can do it I know you can!
Posted by:Kelly | August 23, 2006 at 05:57 AM
I've seen you knit fast before - you can do it again.
Posted by:Beth | August 23, 2006 at 06:05 AM
I'm not sure abou the effects of the sock voodoo but I'm sure that you'll make the Trekking deadline. Good luck!
Posted by:hillary | August 23, 2006 at 06:08 AM
OWWWWWWCH! Hey - That hurt!
Posted by:Deb | August 23, 2006 at 06:13 AM
Die Sock, Die!!!
Posted by:liz | August 23, 2006 at 06:19 AM
Mine are different too. But, so are my feet. They are socks!! Don't worry. WTF!
Posted by:Judy | August 23, 2006 at 06:25 AM
eek!
owie!
Posted by:trek | August 23, 2006 at 06:26 AM
I have done the same thing...ignored my inner knitting voice.
Good luck with the restart.
Posted by:Sarah HB | August 23, 2006 at 06:56 AM
Wow!! I'm gonna try that voodoo technique!!
Posted by:P-la | August 23, 2006 at 06:59 AM
Hey, I think it's a great idea that we all talk like Pirates today!
I'm chalking up the sock error to Spinning Obsession. WTF?? ;)
Posted by:Kim | August 23, 2006 at 07:04 AM
Heck yeah, you can do it! You think you need to eat. You think you need to sleep. This is not important. You must work harder. (advice ripped off from one of the professors at the school of architecture)
Posted by:Tan Summers | August 23, 2006 at 07:18 AM
Oh, my heck. Could be worse...they could look like mine. Note you haven't seen any pictures of the dog barf socks I've been struggling to finish in time.
Posted by:Marcia | August 23, 2006 at 07:24 AM
There's a deadline? Who knew?
Posted by:Lucia | August 23, 2006 at 07:41 AM
I can't believe your Trekalong sock stabbed you in the back like that! Who would have thought such an inncoent-looking pastel thing would be capable of such treachery?
Posted by:Beth S. | August 23, 2006 at 07:42 AM
hehee blasted sock!!!
Posted by:Kelly | August 23, 2006 at 07:43 AM
Ouch! And I thought I had it bad when I've had to keep tinking my second sock in the Chevron pattern! (It's hard sometimes to remember which of two pattern rows I'm working on.) But I have faith that we'll both finish in time!
Posted by:Pat K | August 23, 2006 at 07:44 AM
Ok.. love the sock voodoo :) That HAS to help!
Posted by:Carla | August 23, 2006 at 07:51 AM
Oh FETCH! That is just too bad!
Posted by:Kim | August 23, 2006 at 08:04 AM
I love that last photo! It looks like it hurts, but I know it doesn't. . . well, doesn't hurt the sock, anyway.
Posted by:Susan | August 23, 2006 at 08:11 AM
Go with the sock voodoo, spinkle a little foul language on it and knock back a good, stiff drink. That should solve everything.
Posted by:Susan | August 23, 2006 at 08:16 AM
Sock vodoo - hilarious!
I had a bit of that goin' on around here in the recent weeks as well -
Done by Labor Day?? that's 11 days - piece of cake - right?
Posted by:Teyani | August 23, 2006 at 08:19 AM
I know it's frustrating - but the stabbing picture is great :)
Posted by:Kate | August 23, 2006 at 08:23 AM
Don't you feel better now?
Posted by:Ande | August 23, 2006 at 09:23 AM
sock voodoo will help! lol
Posted by:Michelle | August 23, 2006 at 09:45 AM
Good way to get rid of the angst!! You'll make it by the Labour Day Weekend!
Posted by:peg | August 23, 2006 at 09:49 AM
Oh my... Don't worry, you have just under two weeks. You can do it with perseverance and diligent knitting! Remember, it's the process! I managed to finish my Trekking socks the first week in August, a month ahead of deadline! Sadly no treks with the sock, urban or otherwise, were completed.
Posted by:Teri S. | August 23, 2006 at 09:57 AM
Sock VooDoo?? Oh NOOOOOoooooo no no no... wait. I think really it's sock accupuncture!! Yes. That's supposed to help a lot of stuff... you know, make headaches go away, create more hours in the day, improve your sex life. All that and more - it's definitely sock accupuncture. And don't forget to BREEEEEEEEEEathe. You have plenty of time to knit a sock before the deadline. Just stay away from the spindle(s). :)
Posted by:Laura | August 23, 2006 at 09:59 AM
love the sock vodoo! hope the stabbing cleared up your mojo!
Posted by:ann | August 23, 2006 at 10:06 AM
Oooo. I've been ripping half or nearly completed socks out all summer, so I feel the pain. But, you know, at least you know what went wrong, right?
Posted by:Katherine | August 23, 2006 at 10:21 AM
Sob! I'm so sorry - that just sucks. But if anyone can make the deadline, you can!
Posted by:Stephanie | August 23, 2006 at 10:39 AM
Don't you wish there was a sock witch doctor that could take all the bad knitting vodoo away.
Posted by:Ramona | August 23, 2006 at 10:42 AM
OOOPS. But of course you'll make the deadline :)
Posted by:lisa Co. Springs | August 23, 2006 at 10:44 AM
But Margene...it's the process! *ducks*
You certainly have my sympathy. We've all done it - some of us more times than is reasonable for a sane knitter. I have every confidence that you'll make the deadline, despite this little setback. Especially now that you have stabbed the sock into submission - no fine, upstanding yarn would be so foolish as to wonk up again.
Posted by:Imbrium | August 23, 2006 at 11:48 AM
BWAAAAA-HA-HA! Good thing I was already done drinking my coffee before seeing your photo, or my keyboard would need washing. So sorry about the problem, but I'm sure you'll pull through and make the deadline.
Posted by:Cheryl | August 23, 2006 at 11:55 AM
Hopefully it made you feel better, though it does look painful for the sock!
Posted by:Leah | August 23, 2006 at 12:12 PM
Oh my heck! You're too funny! Bite the bullet and rip that stupid ole' sock. Like taking off a bandaid, hurts but you'll feel much better once it's over with. I have complete faith you will finish by Labor Day. Me, on the other hand ........?
Posted by:Kristy | August 23, 2006 at 12:20 PM
If it's any consolation, they're going to be beautiful socks!
Posted by:jen | August 23, 2006 at 12:27 PM
Ouch! Love the sock voodoo though, and the Utah cussing (although I have heard worse in Utah:)
Posted by:Birdsong | August 23, 2006 at 01:07 PM
Doggone those flippin' socks! (I'm afraid that's as close as you'll hear me come.) :)
Posted by:Stitch-n-Snitch | August 23, 2006 at 02:11 PM
If sock voodoo works, that's some serious magic going on there on that sock.
Posted by:Katherine Allred | August 23, 2006 at 02:53 PM