Margene was last seen being carried away by a big
blue meanie blue fish, which was reported by Knitty e-zine, to have sharp teeth and powerful jaws. ..the better to hold you with, my dear. Up to this point, she had affectionately called the fish the P-Word. The P-Word has taken advantage of this affection and made ill gotten gains at the expense of all Margene's other knitting.
The P-word and the abductee were last seen truckin' with their chips cashed in, heading towards a Fire On The Mountain, and having made friends with the devil, spent a night in Utah in a cave up in the hills. Margene has reportedly become very infatuated with her abductor and may be unwilling to return to her normal life.
If you see this pair, please approach with caution as the P-Word was last seen wearing three bamboo spikes with a fourth as a
spear spare. At the time of this report there is only one P-Word but, a second could surface and then all bets searches are off.
Other knitters are hereby warned of the impending danger of P-Word abduction and should take necessary precautions. As you enjoy the weekend stay alert to the dangers around you.